When do you know for sure it is time to push away from the trough and stop eating junk food? I'll go first.

1. Men - When all of your shoes are slip ons, because to lace them would mean un buttoning and unzipping those pants.


2. Women - all my slacks are black.


3. Men - my Plumber%26#039;s crack is showing, and I%26#039;m an accountant.


4. Women - I%26#039;m forever asking my husband, or at least thinking to my self, %26quot;do I look fat in this?%26quot;


5. Men - The length of my belt is longer than the distance from my belt buckle to the floor.


6. Women - I can never find any underwear that fits unless....I go to size ....not that!!!


7. Men - I wear my shirttail out, to hide my gut.


8. Both - give up soft drinks and fast food? Isn%26#039;t there another way?


9. Your turn.

When do you know for sure it is time to push away from the trough and stop eating junk food? I%26#039;ll go first.
When you finally get asked how far along you are?
Reply:When I get diagnosed with diabetes
Reply:When I look at my reflection and think, %26quot;Who is that fat man/woman?%26quot;





When my child says, %26quot;Momma (Daddy), you are jiggling!%26quot;





Men: When you have breasts that are as large as your spouse%26#039;s.



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