To all people that think they're fat?

Your butt is wide, well mine is too


Just watch your mouth or I%26#039;ll sit on you


The word is out, better treat me right


%26#039;Cause I%26#039;m the king of cellulite


Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right





My zippers bust, my buckles break


I%26#039;m too much man for you to take


The pavement cracks when I fall down


I%26#039;ve got more chins than Chinatown





Well, I%26#039;ve never used a phone booth


And I%26#039;ve never seen my toes


When I%26#039;m goin%26#039; to the movies


I take up seven rows





Because I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, come on


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you know it


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, come on you know


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


Don%26#039;tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout


Just now tell me once again who%26#039;s fat





When I walk out to get my mail


It measures on the Richter scale


Down at the beach I%26#039;m a lucky man


I%26#039;m the only one who gets a tan


If I have one more pie a la mode


I%26#039;m gonna need my own zip code





When you%26#039;re only having seconds


I%26#039;m having twenty-thirds


When I go to get my shoes shined


I gotta take their word





Because I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, sha mone


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you know it


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you know it you know


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds


Lemme tell you once again who%26#039;s fat





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If you see me comin%26#039; your way


Better give me plenty space


If I tell you that I%26#039;m hungry


Then won%26#039;t you feed my face





Because I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, come on


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you know it


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you know it, you know


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house


I really sit around the house





You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, come on


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you


know it, you know it


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know, you know, you know, come on


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


And you know all by myself I%26#039;m a crowd


Lemme tell you once again





You know I%26#039;m huge, I%26#039;m fat, you know it


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, you know, hoo


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you know it, you know


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


And the whole world knows I%26#039;m fat and I%26#039;m proud


Just tell me once again who%26#039;s fat

To all people that think they%26#039;re fat?
I see. Well thanks for that.
Reply:Well, I see what you mean, now that I finally see my toes. Report It

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Nah, I%26#039;m just Joking. Report It

Reply:weird al
Reply:L.G.,


perhaps you need to sleep.


What is all this about after the previous question?


Oh well, my confusion, will have to take refuge in something of more sense on this new day!





Hmm . . sometimes, I truly fail to understand you!





Oh, well . .


Abi.
Reply:it is ok to be o little overweight, i guess the problem for me as health care provider, is the health issue of obesity. pretending it isn%26#039;t there doesn%26#039;t make it go away. i don%26#039;t think that it%26#039;s a aesthetic issue, for me it%26#039;s a health issue. it is really bad for your vital organs it is bad for your heart your liver your lungs your arteries, therefore your kidneys, your brain is effected by plaque in your carotids. it is such a risk factor for diabetes, therefore heart disease, retinal disease, peripheral vascular disease. oh, the list goes on, cancer, bowel, breast, etc. be healthy. u don%26#039;t have to be skinny, but don%26#039;t stress your body.
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Reply:Isn%26#039;t that Weird Al%26#039;s song? I%26#039;m not fat, but thought I would at least hear the question......but I think you are copyrighting......





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Reply:it%26#039;s ok.....I know
Reply:not everyone think.everyone thinks diffrent i am also fat help me to be in figure my stomach irritates me while dancing,running or any other activity.dont u gt irritated too??????????????????????
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Reply:I%26#039;m not fat like how that was not funny. If you want to make fun of people you should come up with your own jokes not a Weired Al song you must be a virgin.



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